Women Are Complex Creatures

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring

If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don’t , you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad

If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her

If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait

If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”

If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable

So damning, yet so wonderful WOMEN…

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